candace flynn from phineas and ferb was a repressed lesbian who dated jeremy bc he was super nonthreatening and a perfect target for compulsory heterosexuality she was like “i don’t hate hanging out with him and i’m not Immediately repulsed by him this must be love” and she overperforms her straightness bc she thinks that what she has to do to convince other people and Herself that She Definitely Likes This Boy Look I’m Even Calling Him A Bunch And I Stalk Him At The Mall See Look How Straight I Am Hahahahahaha
but like she definitely sees vanessa in her trenchcoat and thigh highs and has an Avalanche of Gay Thoughts™ and then as she’s dealing with that influx of lesbianism she realizes “oh hey thinking about how soft stacey’s hair is and wanting to kiss her is probably not a normal thought for straight girls to have” and then she has this tearful confession to jeremy like “i don’t want to hurt you and im so sorry but i think i like girls” and jeremy’s like “candace calm down i’m really gay i was kind of just waiting for you to realize you were a lesbian” and they stay best friends and give each other advice (jeremy has a huge crush on colin from his band) and jeremy encourages candace to Be Brave and go for what she wants and anyway this is just a post abt how candace is dating vanessa and stacey and that’s the tea
